OOHHH F*** MAN SH!T

NOW YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AND A COUPLE OF FRIENDS. F*** MAN NOW WE JUST HAD A LOT OF FUN. WE WENT TO THE ROOFTOP OF SOUTH CITY MALL (YOU NEVER WILL BE ABLE TO DO THAT SO DON'T FOOL YOUR SELF). AS IT WAS GETTING LATE WE WERE HEADING HOME. NOW MY FRIEND WAS JUST TURNING HIS CAR ON A U TURN AND THIS JACKASS BIKER RAMS HIMSELF INTO US. OK. GOOD. PULL OVER. FINISH IT. BUT THE KID(MY FRIEND) GOT NERVOUS AND TRIED TO RUN HIM BUT HE IS ON A BIKE AND WE ARE IN A CAR. OBVIOUSLY HE'D CATCH US BUT WE GOT HIM TO CHASE US(BAD IDEA MAN) NOW IF THE CHASE HAS BEGUN LETS TAKE THE WANNABE LEWIS HAMILTON TO AN EMPTY AREA AND "TALK" IT OUT IF TALK DON'T SOLVE IT THEN IT'S FOUR OF US AND ONE 5 FEET TALL NOBODY. NOW YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN. HE WOULD HAVE TO TALK OUR WAY. NOW THE CHASE WAS NOT IN A EMPTY ROAD. IT WAS CROWDED BUT I TRUST MY FRIEND NOT TO CRASH INTO ANYTHING OR BUMP ANYBODY UNLESS HE WANTS TO. SO HE FLIES WITH HIS CAR. NOW I AM ON THE BACKSEAT AND I KEEP AN EYE ON THE PULSAR GUY. I SEE A HAND WAVE FROM THE SIDE OF OUR CAR. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. NOW THIS AMBASSADOR(BLOODY PIECE OF TRASH, FU**ING PIECE OF JUNK)HAS TO STOP RIGHT IN FRONT OF US AND THE AREA PEOPLE STOP US AND DRAG US ONTO THE STREETS. I SOMEHOW MANAGE THE CROWD AGAINST BEATING THE S#!T OUT OF US. NOW THE MOB IS SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF MY FRIEND WHO WAS DRIVING. NOW THE BIKER ARRIVES AND LIKE A STREET PUNK STARS GROWLING(MY HEAD SAYS "DOWN BOY OR YOU GET THE TIGHT LEASH"). BUT I HAD A CROWD TO CONTROL. SO I SHIFT MY FOCUS HERE AND IT WAS EASY. I MEAN TO A COUPLE OF OLD GUYS. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? I AM TRYING TO CALM EVERYBODY AND OUT OF NOWHERE THIS BIKER F*** SAYS "KI ASABHYA CHELE RA AMAAKE CHASE KARACHHE AAR TATA KORCHHE"(HOW ILL MANERED THESE KIDS ARE. THEY ARE MAKING ME CHASE THEM AND THEY'RE WAVING TO ME AS IN TA TA). NOW I LAUGH AT ALMOST ANY SITUATION BUT THIS WAS A VERY TIGHT SITUATION . ANOTHER FRIEND OF MINE GOT US AN ALIBI BY SAYING THAT WE THOUGHT THE BIKER WAS A COPPER CAUSE HE HAD A WHITE HELMET. WHAT THE F***? STUPID BUT EVERYONE WAS ANGRY SO THEY'RE BRAINS WERE UP THEIR BACKSIDES.
WE PAID THE DAMAGES AND REMOVED THAT PAIN OUT OUR A$E$.BUT WHAT I DON'T GET IN ALL THIS IS WHY WOULD OF ALL THE THINGS ONE COULD THINK AT THAT MOMENT WHY THE F*** WOULD MY FRIEND WAVE HIM GOODBYE IN MIDDLE OF THE CHASE ? WE ARE AT RISK OF TOPPLING, THE BIKER IS AT RISK OF SKIDDING AND HE WAVES HIM TA TA SH!T. CRAZY F***ER. WAVING HIM GOODBYE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HIGH OCTANE CHASE.
I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT. WHY?